The Jeep ZS1 Zombie Slayer—
Because the Zombie Apocalypse is no time to drive a Prius!
I know what your going to say, “Dude, you’ve watched too many episodes of The Walking Dead. How could this piece of testosterone on wheels be called a family car?” Here’s how: being a dad is a very primal sort of thing, right? So is being a mom, but that’s not the point. The point is, we dad’s feel this overwhelming need to protect our families, and what better vehicle to get your family through the impending Zombie Apocalypse than Jeep’s ZS1 Zombie Slayer?
You’re thinking, (read this with a preschooler whine ➜) “but it’s not as fuel efficient as a Prius.” Here are the sad facts: Prius owners, with their big yummy, tree-hugging, Downton Abbey loving brains, will be the first to go when the Zombie Apocalypse strikes. Then we can simply siphon gas for our Zombie Slayer from the Prius wrecks dotting the dystopian landscape. Besides, just think of the looks the other mini-van driving soccer-dads will give you at the next game!
p.s. This post is just a playful nod to my geeky side. As I tell our young daughter, zombies aren’t real… and I will be so sad when the day comes that she tells me Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real either.