[warning]Warning: This blog post contains blatant, if perhaps unsuccessful, attempts at satire and humor. The world is NOT really coming to an end… I hope. And no dwarfs were injured in the writing of this post.[/warning]
Everyone is saying that the world is going to end in 2012… okay, not everyone… well, not really many at all, but I’m getting off subject. Apparently the Mayans warned us it was all going to end in 2012, and some wacko religious types seem to agree. Hopefully you’re not one of them, and if you are, hopefully you’re wrong.
The definitive harbinger of the impending end of the world as we know it has just arrived. As of February 3rd, 2012, Disney employees at their Florida and California Theme Parks will be able to wear beards for the first time in nearly 60 years. I know! And we were just planning our little girl’s first trip to Disney World.
Actually I should clarify; Disney employees will be able to wear beards AND goatees. Do you understand what this means? It means even someone like me, the Seven Dwarfs or Walt Disney himself could now work there! In all fairness, they did allow mustaches beginning 2002, 36 years after Walt’s death.
What do you think? Good, bad or meh?
[important]p.s. We really are going to Disney World later this year, and this daddy would love some tips for travel to Disney with a just-turned-4-year-old.[/important]