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Category Archive: humor

13 Tips for a Safe Halloween

Pardon my slightly (very?) snarky intro to these 13 Halloween safety tips. There’s nothing funny about our kids’ safety, and these tips are worth a quick review.

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Best Family Car for the Zombie Apocalypse

The Jeep ZS1 Zombie Slayer—Because the Zombie Apocalypse is no time to drive a Prius! Yes, this is a real car. Here’s why you should drive one…

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Daddy’s Baby Bump – The Ugly Truth

Many of you have asked, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from the political scene lately, it’s important to respond to allegations quickly. So… am I really Mudflap Man?

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Top 10 Scariest Things This Halloween

This year our daughter said she wanted to dress up as “something scary” for Halloween! I guess the days of Disney Princesses have passed. [sniff]

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I Hate Dora the Explorer

Our young daughter couldn’t look away away when it was on. Dora is like crack for toddlers! But the show drives me up the wall. How about you?

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Vintage Parenting Tip #42 – Fresh Air for Baby

Often our ancestors had tremendous wisdom concerning the best way to raise healthy, happy children. Sometimes… not so much.

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Daddy Needs New Wheels

I’ve been thinking for some time about buying a new car, and being a father has changed the way I think about transportation. When I was born my father traded in his sexy two seat convertible for a wood-paneled Ford station-wagon. So what choices are available to the modern dad? Let’s look at some of the options…

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20 Things Guys Should Never Wear | What Women Wish Men Knew

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You girls know the things we guys should never wear, but some of you are too nice to tell us. You’re not doing yourself or us a favor by keeping it secret.

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Do Not Buy This Watch if You Ever Hope to Have Sex

Did you do much shopping online this year? Do you find people’s product reviews helpful? Have you ever left a review yourself? Here’s a silly one that I wrote:

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