Hit My Kid and You Won’t Need a Lawyer

by Michael Schmid

PARENTING PRINTABLE: Speed Limit 25 — Hit my kid because you’re speeding, you won’t need a lawyer.

*Clearly I’d never advocate violence as a solution to ones problems. That said, if some idiot hit our kid because they were speeding… well, what would you do?

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Blondefabulous

January 30, 2013 at 7:50 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

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I would hunt them down, pitt their car with my own, punch through the window, pull them out by their throat, rip their arms off, & beat the other driver to death with the bloody stumps, but then I’m a roller girl, so violence is in my nature!
1. Michael Schmid
  
  January 30, 2013 at 11:46 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
  
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  Per my footnote above, you know I’m not suggesting one commit violence against other people, but were I to witness you ~~beating the driver to death with said bloody stumps~~ expressing your unhappiness with their actions, I might experience temporary amnesia if asked.
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Mary Kathryn Johnson

January 31, 2013 at 5:36 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

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Do anything that hurts my kid because of your negligence, and you won’t need anyone any more.
Love this Michael! Thanks!
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1. Michael Schmid
  
  January 31, 2013 at 6:16 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
  
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  Thanks, Mary Kathryn. I saw a sign someone had hand drawn like this, and decided to make my own. if the local police find them taped up around our neighborhood, I’ll deny any knowledge. Might want to cut off the part with my blog’s URL at the bottom?
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Jessica Gottlieb

February 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

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I might have lost my shit recently and threw a shoe a speeding Prius on my street. And when I say “speeding” I’m talking 60 MPH in a residential zone.

I might have watched him come to a screeching halt, skidding and screaming and scared that his car had been dented because there was a might thump when the converse made contact.

He might have threatened to have me arrested and I might have taken that opportunity to beg him to go to the police so that he could explain his speed and I could get his full name and make sure to publicly shame him. I might have threatened to kick his ass and even though he was 100 pounds bigger than me he still might have been scared.

But all of that doesn’t cast me in a very good light so I’m sure none of it is true.
1. Michael Schmid
  
  February 1, 2013 at 4:46 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
  
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  Okay, I really just laughed out loud, Jessica. I don’t blame you a bit for doing what never happened.
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Will Hammond

February 2, 2013 at 5:34 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

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Suing them or trying to pull any legal action is pretty much a useless waste of time these days. If anyone did harm to my children, lets just say that I would be guilty as charged when it was time to go to court for sentencing. I am not one to advocate doing violence to another, but all that shit would go out the window if my kids were hurt by some knucklehead in their car, not paying attention. I would hope the police would understand, but the reality is, I would be spending some time under adult supervision for a long time….if I got to that clown before my wife did. Have mercy on that poor soul and their entire family if my wife got her hooks in him/her before I did! 6 o’clock news would be like a scene from the Crow. An entire city in flames!
1. Michael Schmid
  
  February 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
  
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  6 o’clock news would be like a scene from the Crow. An entire city in flames!
  
  I hear you, Will. It’s hard to imagine what one would do in a situation like that. Let’s pray we never have to find out. Oh, and I liked your comment how much worse it’d be for the idiot that hit your kid if it was your wife that got to him first.
john t

April 2, 2013 at 11:26 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

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Where can you buy one of those signs?
1. Michael Schmid
  
  April 3, 2013 at 12:59 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
  
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  Feel free to download the high resolution copy of this sign and have it printed. http://bit.ly/ZA7sOj
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